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Legal but not Logical!

Published on Monday, August 8, 2011 in

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. 


Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? " 

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.

"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer

"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

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INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!

Published on Sunday, August 7, 2011 in


This seems to be a worldwide problem !!
 INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!   


Read it its really nice… 
 A  woman writes to the   IT Technical support Guy 
 
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0  to  Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition,  Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as  

Romance 9.5  
and  Personal Attention 6.5,  and then installed undesirable programs such as   NEWS 5.0,     MONEY 3.0    and CRICKET 4.1 

Conversation 8.0 
 no longer runs, and  Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. 

Please note that I have tried running  Nagging 5.3  to fix these problems, but to no avail.  
What can I do?

Signed, 
  

Reply 
  

DEAR Madam,  


First, keep in mind,  
Boyfriend 5.0  is an Entertainment Package, while  Husband 1.0  is an operating system.  

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download  Tears 6.2  and do not forget to install the  Guilt 3.0  update.  

If that application works as designed,  Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications  Jewellery 2..0  and Flowers 3.5..  

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0  to default to Silence 2.5  or  Beer 6.1 .  

Please note that  Beer 6.1  is a very bad program that will download the  Snoring Loudly Beta.  

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0  program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary,  Husband 1.0  is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:     
Cooking 3.0 and      Good Looks 7.7.  

Good Luck Madam!